tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]


cute flower questions
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

GET TO KNOW ME MEME - [2/10]  favorite tv showsOrange Is the New Black 

"I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime. And being in here is no one’s fault but my own."


grossmidousuji:

tsu-keys:

Petition to have a very gay sports anime *pause for effect* with girls

baseball

figure skating

tennis

another baseball

military?? idk

WRESTLING

variations


becauseyumikuri:

bevsi:

yumikuri hunger games au! - historia volunteers to feed her martyr complex, ymir volunteers to protect her. (i know this makes no logical sense but yes)

Someone write it!


entiredog:

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entiredog:

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21 Aug 2014

Ugh I had to present somethig in front of the class and I was p okay bc one hot guy was like jokin with me so I’m not hated but then when I was presenting my voice went so deep and monotone and like no no this is so awkward I’m cute pls no. But then this cute girl was like joking with me and it was p great and wow


kiyotka:

being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw  yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you 

(Source: kakyaoin)


frustration-squared:

handmaiid:

gamtav88:

justtohuman:

come on everyone she look like aradia megido

THANK YOU

we’re all just gonna pretend that’s aradia when we watch the movie right

hell yeah

(Source: lovegoods)


ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that


missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*


#omg
#dmmd
#fav
Plot Twist: Everything in DMMd didn't actually happen. Instead of reading about actual events, we read Aoba's terrible self-insert fanfiction of him and random hot guys that he met on the street. He probably doesn't even have blue hair.

dittapuhoy:

Marcy and Bonnie.

dittapuhoy:

Marcy and Bonnie.


21 Aug 2014

I’m keeping my creative writing class because I haven’t written anything in forever and my English teacher is going to be awful u know how you can tell these things? So yea I know it won’t be a good year for English. But the lighting in her class is really nice and I’m with my moirail for that class so yay. So I’m keeping creative writing which is actually good because if I took art it would be my lazy class so yeah.

Also my teacher makes old lady saggy boob jokes so yea


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