Hayley does the weather
bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist
Imagine pre-scrap Noiz stepping on a lego and jizzing his pants.
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away
lets blow this joint
AND FUCK SHIT UP
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
I had a dream last night where I was a knight and all the kings loved me and I was their fav knight in the land but I had a health problem that wouldn’t let me done with them. Then I totally ditched a major battle because of somethig to do with lobsters. Then my dream changed and it was about school.