Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
GET TO KNOW ME MEME - [2/10] favorite tv shows: Orange Is the New Black
"I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime. And being in here is no one’s fault but my own."
Petition to have a
very gaysports anime *pause for effect* with girls
yumikuri hunger games au! - historia volunteers to feed her martyr complex, ymir volunteers to protect her. (i know this makes no logical sense but yes)
Someone write it!
Ugh I had to present somethig in front of the class and I was p okay bc one hot guy was like jokin with me so I’m not hated but then when I was presenting my voice went so deep and monotone and like no no this is so awkward I’m cute pls no. But then this cute girl was like joking with me and it was p great and wow
being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you
come on everyone she look like aradia megido
we’re all just gonna pretend that’s aradia when we watch the movie right
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*
I’m keeping my creative writing class because I haven’t written anything in forever and my English teacher is going to be awful u know how you can tell these things? So yea I know it won’t be a good year for English. But the lighting in her class is really nice and I’m with my moirail for that class so yay. So I’m keeping creative writing which is actually good because if I took art it would be my lazy class so yeah.
Also my teacher makes old lady saggy boob jokes so yea